Once in the Dermatology lecture given by Prof. Dr Najwa
"What is your name?" she said "Mahmod?Muhammad?"
"Syafiq, Syafiiiiiqqqq ( with qalqalah ) bil qaf ya dukturah" I replied.
Dr said "Bitetkallim 3arabi?" ( pandai cakap arab? )
Me "Aiwah, InsyaAllah.., nus-we-nus ya dukturah" ( ya insyaAllah siki-sikit je dokter )
"Mashi" She replied "leyh na3mil as3ah sadr fil A3yan Urticaria?"
( baekla..,nape kte buat chest x-ray kat pesakit urticaria? )
( baekla..,nape kte buat chest x-ray kat pesakit urticaria? )
Me ( ngarut gler, da la dalam muhadarah ramai org maluuunye kalo salah )
"Erm..,erm..,to exclude Malignancy ya dukturah"
"Aiwah asaH keda" said her. ( tepat skali )
"Alhamdulillah" ( seb baekla~..,hantam kromo je ) monolog-ing myself.
Lesson to learn?
1.Always study because luck doesn't work multiple times.
2.Always try to improve your Ammiah ( increase in years doesn't mean increase fluency-la syafiq! )
3.Always hide yourself from being ask by Dr ( just for myself )
4.Do not become the doctor in the stories below ( very important )
1st story entitled "Ad-dawa' Muhtaram" ( Respectful or Powerful Medicine )
A man with unknown fever came to Dr x clinic
complaining about his symptom..,
complaining about his symptom..,
After a ten minutes talking and sharing Dr x took a pen,
a doctor's pen, an expensive and wet-inked one..,
a doctor's pen, an expensive and wet-inked one..,
To write the prescription..,
Then the patient sent away to buy his medicine at the local pharmacy..,
Then the patient sent away to buy his medicine at the local pharmacy..,
He bought all the medicine Dr x wrote for him..,
At home he talks to his wife and kids
"ed-duktur yeddini dawak muhtaram..,ed-dawak kulluh yesawi tultumit ginih"
( dr bg kat aku ubat best gler..,300 genih )
Want to know what are the drugs?
it contain the following....,
Broad spec anti-bacteria cefotaxime
( 3rd generation cephalosporin )
Broad spec systemic anti-fungal fluconazole
( 3rd generation cephalosporin )
Broad spec systemic anti-fungal fluconazole
( Azole group hepatotoxic! )
systemic anti-viral acilclovir
systemic anti-viral acilclovir
( Chromosome mutagen )
Dr x cover all of the bases for infection related fever..,
by writing those without considering the drugs interaction..,
Why?
by writing those without considering the drugs interaction..,
Why?
Because he could not diagnose which infection is which...,
( !@#$%^&;*^&* )
2nd and 3rd stories will be up soon...,InsyaAllah
